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August 30, 2008

Top Ten Signs You’ve Played 144 Games in 6 Months

by @ 10:47 pm. Filed under Andrew Hess, West Michigan White Caps - August 2008

Being a longtime fan of the Late Show with David Letterman, I am going to try my hand at writing a piece for his show, you know, just in case there is another writers strike. So here it goes, the top ten signs you have played a lot of baseball games in 6 months:

10. Instead of arguing with the umpire because of a bad call you decide against it, because it will prolong the game.
9. Advil, coffee, and Peanut Butter and Jelly is your breakfast of champions.
8. You’ve memorized every line of the movie “Grandma’s Boy.”
7. Playing an extra 9 holes on the golf course in the morning is your pre-game conditioning.
6. What day is it again?
5. You have made a little countdown calender on on your facebook page of games remaining, and have to explain to all your friends how the playoffs work.
4. Total game time eclipses the importance of the score.
3. Waking up on the bus and seeing the sunrise is normal.
2. When you get mad on the field, instead of covering your mouth, you just swear in Spanish.
1. Chicks dig your tan lines instead of the longball.

One Response to “Top Ten Signs You’ve Played 144 Games in 6 Months”

  1. Amanda Says:

    This is really good, Andrew! I know you’re struggling to come up with ideas for these last few blogs but this was funny and so true! Can’t wait to see you soon at the end of this very long season…

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